jadedswan

movie --no spoliers.

Tue, 03 Jul 2007 02:43:07 GMT

GOD OH MYD GOD OH MY GOD!!!!

get off your asses and see the movie!!!!

Transformers was -- wow. yes my friends their is no word to descried the way i am feeling right now.

and yes i will spell check this tomorrow morning, but for now! SHIT

i love JAZZZ he is now my new god.

the all spark things? meh, but my god the robots could have not been done better. this is an art form people,

a beautiful art form, this movie was better then i expected.
when i read the book i was disappointed but once the movie started i realized the book was shit.
no way could a battle go soo well as it did in the movie.

alright their is this very cute robot - he never was given a name (HEs a cd player) that i know of, he's small and very cute, i want one of them.
the transforming of Optimus was better then you could even dream,
and yes my Bumblebee was cuter then ever,

Sun, 01 Jul 2007 21:30:33 GMT

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3383144/6/

to lazy to find my facebook.

short and sweet tell me if you like. contains slash

Fri, 22 Jun 2007 03:59:21 GMT

Tigatron looked over to the spotted kitten laying under the shade of a tree, growling as he waged his tail in anger.
“What’s going on kitten?” Tigatron asked, brushing his neck over Cheetor’s.
Cheetor visit before snapping at him with a his as he growl louder.
Tigatron growled back, nipping Cheetor’s neck lightly, showing his dominance over the younger cat.
Cheetor growled back, forcing Tigatron to bit him harder.
Cheetor lay his head down in defense.
“What’s bothering you, little cat?” Tigatron asked, again laying down beside Cheetor.
“I feel weird.” Cheetor admitted after a minute of quite.
Tigatron turned to Cheetor. “Care to talk about it?”
“I feel frustrated.” Cheetor cuddled in to Tigatron, laying his head on Tigatron neck for comfort.
Tigatron nodded, cuddling Cheetor. “About what?”
Cheetor went quite,thinking.
“Like I need something, but I don’t know what.” Cheetor explained, “I feel that I’m on fire. Like..”
“Like what, Kitten?” Tigatron asked.
Cheetor growled.
“I tried to attack Airazer this morning.” Cheetor looked down in shame. “I stopped myself though.”
Tigatron laughed, shacking his head gently.
Airazer had told him about the insadent, half understanding what Cheetor was going though. Tigatron had gone though it himself.
“Your not helping.” Cheetor got up, blinking the tears out of his eyes. “I wanted to kill her!”
Tigatron looked to Cheetor. “I don’t think that what you wanted.” Tigatron smiled.
“I almost jumped her!” Cheetor yelled, as he transformed. Angry at Tigatron for not understanding, and the pain in his belly.
Tigatron walked over to Cheetor
Transforming as well.
“Your hunger for her?” Tigatron asked, his voice sounding rougher, as he pulled the younger cat roughly in his arms.
“Yes!” Cheetor yelled, his angry turning to shock.
Cheetor looked away ashamed.
“Why are you shamed?” Tigatron asked taking Cheetor’s chin in his hand, petting his check with the other.
“Why aren’t you mad at me?” Cheetor continued to look down.
“Should I be?” Tigatron continuing to petting Cheetor cheek.
“Your young, Cheetor. You’re at the age where your bode is changing.” Tigatron explain, “Having a beast mode doesn’t help.”
Cheetor looked up to him in question, his eyes fully of worry.
“You’re beast mode has gone into heat.” Tigatron lifted Cheetor chin, forcing the little cat to look him in the eyes.
“Its normal.” Tigatron assuring him as he learned in, running his thumb over Cheetor’s lips. “I’ve gone though it as well.”
Cheetor looked up to him in shock.
“It’s a part of being a cat.” Tigatron ran his hand softly down Cheetor’s arm, slipping the other around Cheetor’s waist pulling Cheetor close to him.
Learning down to Cheetor’s height, Tigatron moved slowly in gently kissed Cheetor’s lips.
___________________

This is me doing my homework.

Tue, 19 Jun 2007 20:54:32 GMT

yes.
I went to the falls this weekend, every fun.
I went with some friends i haven't see sine high school, Dave and Jen. It was great to see them again.
Its weird though eve with my friends i still fell all alone.
thats my problem lately, i feel so lone.

We went to the falls staying at the Hilton. Way over pieced for a shitty hotel room.
But we did EVERYTHING, iam so poor right now its sad.
But i wouldn't give up this weekned for anything.

posting homework-- social psy-

Thu, 10 May 2007 17:06:50 GMT

why?? i dont have a clue.... but i know it willl be easy to find.

what is socail psychology?
Our lives are social and they involve other ppl
we reside in a sociterie that requires us to interact anytimes every day with other people.

Soical psy is the sientic study of how individuals thoughts, fellings, and behaviors are infulenced by other ppl.
4 key aspects:

1. Influences by other ppl.
- How other ppl affect,
- the idea of wounder what others think of us.
-Ao long as someone is being affted in anyway by other ppl the situation is relevant to social psy.

2. Thoughts, feelings, and behavious.
- Affect evry aspect of individuals lives, including thoughts, feeling`s and behavious.
- Social psy study how individuals process infor about other ppl, and how they store this info. in menmory. ie. prejust.
-to help understand why carious kinds of actions towards 0ther ppl occur or do not.
3. individuals' perseptice.
-Social psy take the perpective od an indiviuals in a social setting, rather then focusing only on the object features of the situation to understand behaiour social psys beilve that it is neccessary to looking at the woiuld though the eyes of the "acter."
4 scientic study.
Social psy rely on direct test of the ideas. Scientic evidcen is necessy before a proposal will be taken serioursly.

YTEEEEEESSSSSSSs

Thu, 12 Apr 2007 22:09:44 GMT

i found it oh yes thier is a freaking god!!!!

Electric Dreams is the tital of my store and its now under my favs

Thu, 29 Mar 2007 19:31:07 GMT

iam alive - just been busy- stupid school takes you life away

hmmm hope that worked!

tee hee me!

Thu, 18 Jan 2007 13:19:56 GMT

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Sat, 06 Jan 2007 03:23:10 GMT

http://vampirefreaks.com/u/broken_and_bloodie

college commandments

Fri, 29 Dec 2006 00:52:00 GMT

Student was searching for divine inspiration. Student walked high on the mountain of knowledge and came across God. Student asked God how to live life as a college kid should. And God said unto him, follow these Ten Commandments and you shall be all a college kid is. And Student thanked God and it was good. And Student spread the Ten Commandments of College to all.

I- Thou Shalt Nap
And God gave unto Student a great gift, the gift of napping. God said to him, You shall spend half your day napping. You shall nap in class, in your room and in your friend's room. And God said, if you don't nap, you will not be able to stay up all night drinking. And Student said, Nap I shall, and it was good.

II- Thou Shalt Get Sick All the Time
Now God said to Student, you must be sick all of the time. And student said why. And God said unto him, you shall share drinks, stay up too late, drink too much and make out with people you don't know. Therefore, God said, you shall be sick all year round. But God said, blessed are the sick for they have partied the hardest. And it was good.

III- Thou Shalt Write Witty Away Messages
Student asked, but God, how will I show everyone that I am funny? And God said unto him, thou shall write witty away messages. God said to student, you shall never just say you are in the shower, you shall say you are getting wet and wild...in the shower. You shall never say you are at class, you shall say you are sleeping...in class. God said, if you do not write witty away messages, I shall smite you. Blessed are the funny, for they will get many girls to be their friends but never hook up with them. And it was good.

IV- Thou Shalt Wear a Hoodie
And then Student asked God, God how do I look like a college kid. And God said unto student, you must wear a hoodie, for it is a useful garment. And you shall never wash it either. Student asked God what kind of Hoodie should it be and God said, you shall own one with your school's logo on it and you shall own many others of varying colors and creeds. And Student was pleased and God was pleased.

V- Thou Shalt Shit a Lot
And Student asked of his bathroom habit and God told him, Student, you shall eat in the Cafeteria and you shall shit a lot. And it will not be good shit, it will be the shit of the devil for your ass shall burn for hours. Your school shall put laxatives in their food and you shall feel their pain. And Student began to weep, and God said unto him, Student, fear not the shit, for all your fellow students will be experiencing the same. And Student dried his eyes and thanked God and God told him to use wet naps to ease the pain.

VI- Thou Shalt Eat EasyMac
Student asked unto God if there was any alternatives to the cafeteria, and God said to him, you shall eat a lot of EasyMac. It is easy to make and you don't need milk or a stove. And student said microwaves were forbidden by the RA. And God said to him, you shall hide the microwave under your bed with a towel on top. And Student asked, what if it is discovered. And God told him to stop being such a pussy, and it was good.

VII- Thou Shalt Hook Up
Student then asked of sex. And God said, Student, you shall hook up and be happy. You shall go home with random people every weekend and forget about them the next day. You shall see them at class and be awkward amongst their company. You shall exchange saliva at bars and parties and it will be good. And Student became gleeful and God told Student to wrap it up because He knows where she has been, but Student does not.

VIII- Thou Shalt Join a Club and Never Go to Meetings
Student inquired of his spare time and God reminded him that he should be napping. But Student said he wanted to do other things. So God said unto him, you shall join a club at the beginning of the semester, but then never go to meetings. And Student asked why he should not go to meetings, and God told him, because the glee club is gay. And Student understood His wisdom.

IX- Thou Shalt Wake Up Confused
God said to Student, there will come many a day when you shall wake up in the bed of another and not know where you are. You will not remember what you did last night and you shall be confused. You will see that you have nipple rings and a tattoo now and are covered in Sharpie. And Student was disturbed by this, but God said, you shall tell great stories about it to your friends someday. And Student understood and God took a sip of a beer.

And God gave Student the final Commandment

X- Thou Shalt Gain Weight
And Student wished to hear the final commandment and God said he would not like it. But Student insisted, so God said unto him, you shall gain weight. However, God said, you will not buy new clothes, so you will wear sweat pants a lot. God said, Student, you will watch a lot of TV and become fat to which Student wept profusely. But God comforted Student saying, you will still get ass even if you cannot tie your shoes anymore. Student felt better and God pointed to Student's chest saying, those will soon be bitch tits. And it was good.

This is the word of God, follow the Ten Commandments of College or you will be smote!

marry HOHOHOHOHHOHOHOH

Mon, 25 Dec 2006 16:37:10 GMT

yay toys

my fanfiction!!!

Sun, 17 Dec 2006 23:53:55 GMT

Don’t you think they would make a cute couple?” A soft whisper interrupted the show.

Arcee turned her attention way from the TV, to look at her lover. “What?”

Springer smiled pointing to the two Primes sitting side-by-side, on the other couch.

The foursome had decided on taking in the New Years quietly by watching the advents on the vid screen.

“Your insane, you know that?” She smiled, shaking her head, still whispering.

Springer shrugged his shoulders, before pulling her into a gentle kiss.

Rodimus turned noticing Springer attacking Arcee, shacking his head to turned back to the screen, trying not to allow it to turn him on.

“We need more drinks.” Rodimus jumped from his spot on the couch as Springer pulled Arcee on to his lap deepening their kiss.

Walking by the couple Rodimus poked Arcee in her side causing her to jump, before breaking in to laughter. Something he had learned when he was dating her, Arcee was very ticklish.

Optimus shock his head laughing at the childish antics, as Rodimus walked back in the room carrying a large bottle of energon in one hand, glasses in the other.

“Why is it orange?” Arcee looked to the liquid as Rodimus poured her glass.

“It’s a bite stronger then most.” Rodimus smiled winking to her, pouring everyone else class.

“A bit?” Springer spit out what he has sipped. “Primus its strong.” He took another drink hoping the flavour would improve the second time around, making a face when it didn’t.

“Just a bit.” Optimus chocked on it.

Arcee looked down at her glass, “Is it safe?”

“Drink it up,” Rodimus smiled tossing back his drink.

The group watched as the ball dropped on the screen, music playing in the back ground.

Arcee dipped her finger in to her glass drinking the last drop, of her first glass.

“Good, isn’t it?” Springer ran his hand up her lag.

Arcee smiled turning to Springer as he pulled her in closer.

.

Springer ran his hand over her sides, as Arcee snaked her tounge in to his mouth. Springer sucking on it greedly, moarning. Feeling himself get harder, Springer placed Arcee on her back climbing on top of her.

Rodimus smiled watching the couple make out of the couch. Turning to Optimus grinning as Rodimus forced him in to a kiss, taking off Optimus top armor.

Optimus emitted a low moan as Rodimus sattled his lap sucking on the older primes neck, his hands roaming Optimus chest. As Optimus returned the favour, sending pleasant tingles rushing through Rodimus' body.

Feeling himself get harder, Springer placed Arcee on her back climbing down her body sucking and nipping at her. Arcee cooed as Springer removed her botten armor, kissing her thighs. Breathing deeply Arcee turned to watch the Primes on the other couch just in time to see, Rodimus take off Optimus cod piece.
Watching Rodimus deeping adjusting the angle of his head until the entire shaft had disappeared. She had to get Rodi to teach her how to deep-througt.

Gently running his hand up and down Optimus unit guiding his fingers into massaging the base of his cock, as Optimus closed his eyes breathing in quick gasps. As the unit got harder Rodimus bent over licking the tip before taking it in to his mouth. Optimus thrusted agents Rodi, forcing the younger one to take him fully.

Playing with herself watching Rodi, and feeling Springer eatting her out, it didnt' take her long to cum.

Arcee's scream caused by her orgams caused Optimus to have his.

"did he like that?" Springer smiled to Rodimus, both thier partners gasping from thier orgaims.

Hey there,” Rodi said, crawling to Springer.

Springer watced as the younger prime crawled to his side bucknaked.
Smiling, Rodimus pulled Springer in to a heated kiss, petting the green machs thigh. Springer allowed Roddie his toung, sucking geatly on it.

Springer smiled as he could feel the others in the room watching them.

Both explored eachother bodys, petting eachother.

Arcee sat up watching Springer go on Rodimus, looking up she noticed Optimus walked over to her side sitting down beside her. Arcee tried to keep her attition on lover, trying to ignorning Optimus ereaction sitting beside her.

Felling Optimus hand sneak across her lap, Arcee returned the favour jerking off her commander. As Springer pulled Rodi off him.

Smiling Springer sattled Rodimus lap grabing some lube out of his side compartment. Running it over himself, moaning as he posisted himself to Rodimus back port, slaming himself in completly.

Rodimus screamed in pleaser as Springer fulled him. kissing Springers lips.

Optimus smiled as Arcee turned on to his lap kissing him, well she ran her hands over his arms. sucking on his thoug. before pleaseing herself on top of him riding him genlty. Optimus hands held her close pulling her down on her faster.

Springer petted Rodimus shoulder, kissing his neck as he worked himself in and out of Rodimus.Rodimus smiled as he petted himself matching up with Springer.

Optimus though Arcee on to her back, taking her fast and hard her screaming filled the room. along side Roddimus gasping.

Biting Acrees shoulder he sent both of them off, thier cilmaxing full the room, causing thier lovers to cum as well.

Breathing deeply the fore up closer fallling asleep.

help?

Fri, 15 Dec 2006 02:16:17 GMT

anyone want to bata my fanficiton for the decemenber challage. ( my spelling is scary and my grammer suck)

stilll alive

Thu, 14 Dec 2006 15:40:13 GMT

been a while since i posed so iam going to now--- school is DONE until jan!

hm..... ya i have no life..

Wed, 13 Dec 2006 12:07:40 GMT

Find out which Transformer you are at LiquidGeneration!

how did i get him?? i killed magatron on his death bed.....

mawhahaah

Wed, 22 Nov 2006 02:01:48 GMT

*Notices Daniel's bed sheets*

"...My My Daniel, that must have been some dream! i dremt about Arcee once and BOY! did i have a stiff piston! I'm telling you boy, i could have hung the Matrix of Leadership on it!"

*Carly from the door way*

Carly: Sigh...Men!

Thu, 16 Nov 2006 13:34:01 GMT

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In January I caught a purse-snatcher who stole raisedbymoogles's purse (30 points). In November I turned stace_s in for running naked in the mall (3 points). Last Monday I ruled Asscrackistan as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In February I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). Last month I gave raisedbymoogles a kidney (1000 points).

Overall, I've been nice (257 points). For Christmas I deserve a Lego set!

Sincerely,
jadedswan

dumb warnings -- depressed trying to cheer my self up

Mon, 13 Nov 2006 06:19:41 GMT

iam felling very depressed tonight iam not sure as to why the day did go bye quicky enough. oh well juess its just that tijme of the month

Children's Dimetapp
If pregnant or breast-feeding, ask a health professional before use.

Midol Maximum Strength Gelcaps
Warning: Do not take this product, unless directed by a doctor if you have difficulty in urination due to enlargement of the prostate gland.

Child-Sized Superman Costume
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly

St. Mary's College of Maryland Cafeteria
Do not make grilled cheese in the waffle makers

Giant Bucket of Pickles used in Fast Food Restaurants
Warning: Children can drown in bucket, do not place kids in juice

On Rear of Big Rig, San Fransisco, CA
Warning! Do not attempt to drive under, over, or through this truck. If you should choose to ignore this warning, good luck and have fun! Do not pass on right side.

Smoky Mountain National Park, Tennessee
If tunnel is dark, remove sunglasses.

Harry Potter Toy Broom
This broom does not actually fly.

Swedish Chainsaw
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.

Lime Kiln Park, Grafton, WI
Soccer not allowed. Soccer may only be played in archery range

Sheriff's Dept., Warrden County, IN
At entrance to jail a sign reads, "No weapons beyond this point". Message is also written in brail underneath.

Trojan Condoms
Use for sex only - not to be eaten

Power Puff Girls Halloween Costume
You cannot save the world!

Sainsburys Mineral Water
Suitable for vegetarians.

Unknown Toilet Plunger
Caution: Do not use near power lines.

Boot's Childrens Cough Medicine
Do not drive a car or run machinery

Unknown Tampons
Final step: "Pull up underwear".

Blood donations at school today

Sat, 11 Nov 2006 03:14:13 GMT

I dontated for the first time today! i even got a pin for conradutaions!!

it was alright i guess i will not say it was fun-- it wasn't but it wasn't a bad thing eather just scary.. the neddle i made the mistack of looking at-- (It was HUGE) but once i started to think about it-- it wasn't to bad i mean ppl that need my blood have been in car accents, have Cancer and are going though treatment ect. so the small pain i fell is nothing conpained to what they are felling when they recieve it.

I reconamd everyone do this!! its a great bost for your mind and confindence!

but bring your own juice the stuff they had was gross! lol

I also whent to see the return tonight-- not her best work but it wasn't all that bad-- just make sure your teacher isn't full of breatly ass teenagers who faked thier age to get in.

Wed, 08 Nov 2006 02:05:44 GMT

"Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies."
"Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society." — Mark Twain.
"Freedom is just chaos, with better lighting."
"Never take a beer to a job interview."
"There's no 'I' in team. But there's no 'U' either."
"Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear."
"If at first you DO succeed, pretend you knew what you were doing !"
"If something's hard to do then it's not worth doing."
"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence you tried."
"I am amazed, o wall, that you have not collapsed and fallen, since you must bear the tedious stupidities of so many scrawlers."

V for Vendetta

Tue, 07 Nov 2006 00:35:16 GMT

Interrogator: Very well. Escort Ms. Hammond back to her cell. Arrange a detail of six men and take her out behind the chemical shed and shoot her.
Guard: It's time.
Evey Hammond: I'm ready.
Guard: Look all they want is one little piece of information, just give them something, anything.
Evey Hammond: Thank you, but I'd rather die behind the chemical sheds.
Guard: Then you have no fear any more. You're completely free.

V: People should not be afraid of their governments. Governments should be afraid of their people.

Evey Hammond: God is in the rain...

V: This may be the most important moment of your life... commit to it.

V: Violence can be used for good.
Evey Hammond: What are you talking about?
V: Justice.

V: ...The building is a symbol, as is the act of destroying it. Symbols are given power by people. Alone, a symbol is meaningless, but with enough people, blowing up a building can change the world.

V: No, what you have are bullets, and the hope that when your guns are empty, I'm no longer standing, because if I am... you'll all be dead before you've reloaded.

Evey Hammond: You stole them?
V: Oh, heavens, no. Stealing imples ownership. You can't steal from the censor; I merely reclaimed them.
Evey Hammond: God, if they ever find this place...
V: I suspect if they do find this place, a few bits of art will be the least of my worries

Beast Wars quotes

Sat, 04 Nov 2006 00:58:35 GMT

Rattrap: I hate to say it, but we're trapped like rats.

Inferno: You're no match for me. Burn, traitor, burn.

Rattrap: [to Optimus] Uh... just in case you don't come back... can I have your quarters?

Inferno: Fool! Pain is my friend! Allow me to introduce YOU to it!

Optimus Primal: [upon finding a plant that spits spiked seeds] See? We've learned something.
Dinobot: Yes. From now on I shoot my dinner salad before I eat

Optimus Primal: Hasta la vista Starscream.

Silverbolt: Blackarachnia, oh dark poison of my heart, abide with me yet a while.
Blackarachnia: You got a way with words Rover, you almost make me wish I was a better girl.

Blackarachnia: [throws the energon cube away] I told you I'd be free.
Tarantulas: But you won't live to gloat about it

Dinobot: Go scurry through a maze mouse.
Rattrap: Oh yeah? Why don't you come and make me lizard lips. If you wasn't inside that camber

Depthcharge: I gotta hand it to you, Primal... when you screw up, you screw up big time.

Blackarachnia: Main engines now connected to Teletron 1.
Rattrap: It's "Teletran".
Blackarachnia: Oh whatever.

Optimus Primal: All right. WHO WANTS SOME?

anyone watch er last night???

Fri, 03 Nov 2006 14:43:34 GMT

what happened was she raped or sadamized? what was with the bodys?
i keep replaying it in my head over and over again --- did this even happen?

quotes-- transformers

Thu, 02 Nov 2006 03:12:12 GMT

Ultra Magnus: I've never seen anything this beautiful in the entire galaxy - okay, give me the bomb.

Kup: Nah, my name's Teaspoon, and I'm Cybertron's chief dishwasher

Megatron: Is there anyone brave - or stupid enough - to oppose us? This city is under martial law... and I am the marshal!

Kup: Watch, I'll have them eating out of my hands. Bah weep granah weep ninni bong.
Hot Rod: "Bah weep granah weep ninni bong"?

Optimus Prime: Until that day, till all are one.

Springer: I've got better things to do tonight than die.

Rodimus Prime: Now, light our darkest hour

"And since I'm the smallest, I had the best chance of getting through."
- Bumblebee

nore later on after sleeply time

Mon, 30 Oct 2006 02:18:20 GMT

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